Guess This Ditty Can Apply To Both Sexies...Yes, I Did Say Sexies.
0 comments Posted by Unknown at 4/19/2009 06:36:00 PMMen are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Women dont want to reach up for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right lady to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Me, I must be at the top of Tāne Mahuta :(
1939 to 2009 - Channeling Operations Through My Actions!
0 comments Posted by Unknown at 4/16/2009 01:03:00 AM
Why lord why?!
Is there no room for a man's wet dreams anymore?!
The US goes with normal arse F-35 Lightning...
This is a sad day in air supremecy gonzo porn.....
Car crash ads!
I was thinking about this last night, and how come I have never seen a car crash ad where the driver is a woman? Is that just because the crash statistics dictate most fatalaties in New Zealand are caused by male drivers? Or is it just that New Zealand doesn't have the stomach to see a hot chicky get mutilated by a steering wheel?
Hmmmm.....