To a passable beach body begins tomorrow!
I am a lazy fuck when it come's to keeping myself in shape.
And that's me being brutally honest.
I had the time after college where I got hyper-depressed, wondering why the fuck am I 20 and still never hooked up, or kissed a chica, so I did something about it.
Something drastic.
And shed 50 kg in 3 months, to look like Skeletor after a night on the Ecky's.
Or a horsie that should maybe be sent to the ol' Glue Factory in the sky!
And the point is, sure, I was a rotund lad before then, my whole fuckin life, and as soon as I shed a coat, chicks loved me, and wanted my babies! Which is extremely contradictory to the saying 'Don't judge a book by it's cover'.
Fuckin hell, if you have a sparkle sexy cover, it'll make you want to buy it, as opposed to a shabby, ugly cover, that yet has awesome, funny, juicy insides!
But oh well, enough of the rant.
"Tear some shit up biarch!"
I did it before to get tail, and do I have to do it again?
Possibly...........
......................Fuck it, who am I kidding - yes. I do.
It is a non-PC fact of life that is sooo unfortunate, but sooooo true.
Nobody has the 'Shallow Hal' jedi mind trick where they see the beauty of an inner person!
You want sexy hot dates, get yourself in the same league! Get off your arse and work it!
Drop it like it's hot!
Shake it like a salt shaker!
Bring your milkshake to the yard, and fuckin damn right, it's better than everyone elses!
So, Armaggedon begins tomorrow.
Stay tuned people who are non-existent and don't actually tread this! hehehe
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